Disclaimer: The following blurb is fiction and for entertainment value only.

Danny R.O.S.S. ->

This story is about a Navy SEAL who…

what?…I’m not authorized to say anymore yet?

<static>
<official override>

Not yet authorized.

Do you have a need to know?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alright…I’m back.  But I don’t have much time.  You see…Danny went on a secret mission…and he…

Eek!

<static>

Cut the transmission!

<official override>

Not yet authorized.

Need to know not yet approved.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As I was saying, Danny went to on a secret mission to rescue-

Miss, you have to shut this down now! You lack authorization to divulge this information.

But I filled out all the paperwork.

<static>

It has been deferred until further notice.

<official override>

Not yet authorized.

Approval on Hold. Mission remains classified.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After filling out and signing my name to too many forms, I am still unable to relay the scoop on Danny’s whereabouts. I’m beginning to wonder if anyone really knows where he is.

So, until I learn anything I can talk about, I’m signing off until further notice.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<static>
<static>

News flash: Just in. Successful mission in…

<static>
<static>

Transmission terminated.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~